As if things couldn’t get any worse in these here United States of America , formerly known as the world’s greatest
democracy, we must now suffer the utterances of one of our duly and
intentionally elected governors. To do so, we visit the great state of Kentucky , aka Old Kentuck’.
Matt Bevin became governor of Old Kentuck’
by winning election on Nov. 3, 2015 . Matt Bevin became very wealthy, earning
his money the old fashioned American way. He inherited it! He now controls the
very old family business, Bevin Manufacturing Co., the last American maker of
bells. Perhaps this explains something.
As a tea partier, and inheritor of great
wealth, he naturally has no empathy for the poor. If he could inherit a fortune
in America , why couldn’t anyone else, unless they
were just too damned lazy to do so.
But now, governor Bevin has waded into the
realm of labor relations and academia, the later being an area best left to
real experts, like Betsy DeVoss.
Mr. Bevin, in his infinite wisdom (without
the “in” part) has opined that the current teachers’ strike in Old Kentuck’ has
rendered the student children without proper supervision and subjects them to
abuse at the hands of sexual predators, or perverts as one would have it.
This has lead to two questions: (1). Where the hell is his mind? And, (2). What
the hell is going on in Old Kentuck?
There is always the outside possibility
that the good governor Bevin is onto something. Is it possible that perverts
are behind the teachers’ strike? And, if so, what kind of hell will be
unleashed when summer vacation rolls around?
Until these questions are resolved, I will
NOT be visiting Gatlinburg. Sure, Gatlinburg is in Tennessee , but given the rampage that is about to
happen, even that is too close. Just look at the map. There’s about to be a
perv eruption!