Sunday, April 15, 2018

SPARE the ROD and PROMOTE the PERVS!


As if things couldn’t get any worse in these here United States of America, formerly known as the world’s greatest democracy, we must now suffer the utterances of one of our duly and intentionally elected governors. To do so, we visit the great state of Kentucky, aka Old Kentuck’.

Matt Bevin became governor of Old Kentuck’ by winning election on Nov. 3, 2015. Matt Bevin became very wealthy, earning his money the old fashioned American way. He inherited it! He now controls the very old family business, Bevin Manufacturing Co., the last American maker of bells. Perhaps this explains something.

As a tea partier, and inheritor of great wealth, he naturally has no empathy for the poor. If he could inherit a fortune in America, why couldn’t anyone else, unless they were just too damned lazy to do so.

But now, governor Bevin has waded into the realm of labor relations and academia, the later being an area best left to real experts, like Betsy DeVoss.

Mr. Bevin, in his infinite wisdom (without the “in” part) has opined that the current teachers’ strike in Old Kentuck’ has rendered the student children without proper supervision and subjects them to abuse at the hands  of sexual predators, or perverts as one would have it. This has lead to two questions: (1). Where the hell is his mind? And, (2). What the hell is going on in Old Kentuck?


There is always the outside possibility that the good governor Bevin is onto something. Is it possible that perverts are behind the teachers’ strike? And, if so, what kind of hell will be unleashed when summer vacation rolls around?

Until these questions are resolved, I will NOT be visiting Gatlinburg. Sure, Gatlinburg is in Tennessee, but given the rampage that is about to happen, even that is too close. Just look at the map. There’s about to be a perv eruption!